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For over four years, Ferm and Tee have been performing to sold-out audiences across the country. The Pump and Dump Show is a fun and rowdy evening of comedy, singing, games, prizes, drinking, cursing and commiseration, with a clear and universal theme: Parenting is screwed up and hilarious, and we're all just doing the best we can. Motherhood is wonderful for many reasons, but moments of clarity are so often outweighed by public outbursts, poison control phone calls and poop (everywhere!) it's difficult to stop and realize that it's not always a direct reflection of our parenting skills. This gift book is a collection of segments from Ferm and Tee's popular show, including: - The Most F**ked Up Thing Your Kid Has Done Recently cards. One of the most popular segments of the show, members of the audience write down crazy and memorable things their kids have done. It is hysterical, cathartic, and never disappoints.
- Sad Cake moments. Ever eaten cake that was just kind of sad? It's a situation, happenstance, or object that is a bit of a bummer, like getting in a fight on date night or getting puked on when there is no wine in the house. #SadCake
- Stump the Breeder trivia questions. So you think making a person makes you an expert on making a person? Test your knowledge by answering "extremely difficult" questions so you feel like you know what you're doing.
- Awesome MOMents. Games for moms to play when and if they ever get a night with friends, like: The Parentally Incorrect Drinking Game—If you've done it, you drink. If you haven't done it, you drink.
- Lies We Tell Ourselves Before We Have Kids. I'll still hang out after the kids go to bed. Yes you will. But not with your friends. With a glass of wine to help you forget the smell of spit up.
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Shayna FermShayna Ferm (Denver, CO) trained as an actor in Chicago before building her comedy career in New York City in alternative stand-up rooms and by producing, writing, and performing in the sketch scene. Her music comedy developed into a full band act in 2008 when her first album, "Blonde," was released and "Shayna Ferm and the Upper Deckers" began playing all over the city at hot spots like Mercury Lounge, Moonwork and Piano's. Shayna has been on CBS, NBC, CNN, Comedy Central, both Law and Order and Law and Order SVU, numerous national commercials, and she was nominated three years in a row for an ECNY award for emerging comics in NYC. She moved to Denver in 2012 and now has a house, two kids, and a dog—weird. [ More]
Tracey TeeTracey Tee (Denver, CO) spent her early adulthood acting in Denver and Los Angeles, while studying improv comedy and freelance writing. Eventually her family's entrepreneurial roots got the better of her and she parlayed her relationships within LA's growing art and design community into what would eventually become three large-scale gifting ecommerce websites. During that time Tracey continued to write funny stuff for LA.com, Ideal Bite, ThisNext, 5280 Magazine in addition to copywriting for companies. After the birth of her daughter, Tracey sold her companies and moved into small business consulting with a focus on merchandising, marketing and social media, PR, and creative brand development. A Denver native, Tracey lives in a quaint South Denver neighborhood devoid of hipsters with her daughter, husband, and two dogs. She does not own a Subaru. [ More]
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ISBN-10: 0757320481
ISBN-13: 9780757320484
HCI-Item: 0481
Book Format: Paperback
Page Count: 144
Publication Date: 3/6/2018
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